May 2013
300 posts
You know that ‘I have so much to do so I think I’ll take a nap’ pic that is floating around? I’m doing that because just the thought of how important my final is is killing me and I just want to cry.
Like seriously.. If I get anything less than a C in this class I am totally fucked for fall ‘13.
And I feel fucking stupid for not being able to pass basic fucking...
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
inadequatefuck asked: how long does it take for a requested video? I've made one and purchased it the other day.
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lewild replied to your post: Wondering what makes you think your all high and mighty?? I just wanted to let you know that I captured your pics then went on photo shop and removed your dumb ass watermark signature! So now whatcha gonna do!!
some people are actually retarded. The amount of effort his dude went through to do all that then waste time telling you..WINNNER!.
Yeah.. lol. I know...
Anonymous asked: Wondering what makes you think your all high and mighty?? I just wanted to let you know that I captured your "pics" then went on photo shop and removed your dumb ass watermark signature! So now whatcha gonna do!!
datvatolubstetas asked: I think I love you
for-my-master asked: Hello there. I love your blog. :) Um, how did you make your gif?
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Bubblicious Brie: Do any camgirls dislike →
xoxohera:
al10nsy:
bluewut:
when other girls buy their smut?
Asking so I know who not to purchase from. :3
Why would they? I guess I could see it but idk
Not really… If they genuinely wanted to see it, and they feel better paying for it rather than “begging” for it, then I…
^all of this.
Ps blue you can buy any of mine..ohmygosh yes
Jamie Sweet: hellenlefay: thelma-kink:... →
hellenlefay:
thelma-kink:
absoluteblue:
aquietrevolutionary:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive…
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous asked: Why don't you take that finger and spin on ish..
The "act your age" game-- go to my askbox, anon or...
I hate when I get messages from guys dissing another camgirl for doing something that they don’t agree with. Not into something someone does? Then don’t buy it, don’t follow her on twitter/tumblr if you don’t like her/her content, but don’t bitch to other camgirls about other girls.
We are like a secret society, and when you talk shit about one of us, others will...
I will be *hopefully* starting my tattoo fund on...
I will be getting a silhouette of a pretty famous design created by James Earle Fraser. I’m sure that you can figure it out if you google him, lol.
It goes with my whole Native American thing I’ve got going. (And yess I do have Native roots, I posted about another tattoo I want and everyone was like “well you’re not Indian” -_-)
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verry-hot-babes:
http://verry-hot-babes.tumblr.com/
Stop reporting my vids with your shitty link on it
teaganoholloran:
xoxohera:
1. This is someone I follow this man is making fun of.
2. She knows, and is devastated.
3. I’m putting this here, hoping my followers will report this video for bullying, because jesus fucking christ he is mean as shit. NO ONE deserves that.
4. Report report report.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsPXOBjkq0U
Wow, that just… that made me want to punch things....
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Diary of a SEXUAL deviant: As you've noticed (or... →
diaryofasexualdeviant:
I am taking custom orders; you can email me at deviantdarla @ gmail.com please be as specific as possible in your first email, it will make the process so smooth for both of us.
Some of the videos that will be out next month:
Doggystyle masturbation
Eating a popsicle
Pinching/plugging my…
Anonymous asked: Hello, there. You're amazing, and your blog is amazing. That is all.
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As you've noticed (or actually probably not) I...
I am taking custom orders; you can email me at deviantdarla @ gmail.com please be as specific as possible in your first email, it will make the process so smooth for both of us.
Some of the videos that will be out next month:
Doggystyle masturbation
Eating a popsicle
Pinching/plugging my nose
Showing off my furry pussy (not a full bush)
Up close furry pussy masturbation ^
I am hoping to...
Marley Marley: I don't need you to "save" me. →
carmitabonita:
Saying porn and sexual expression is degrading to women is harmful.
Why?
Because you alone saying that is an attempt to make ME feel degraded. No, being naked on cam doesn’t make me feel degraded. YOU are the one trying to degrade me because of YOUR own fear and ignorance. You are merely enforcing the sexist, unfair, outdated belief that women are not allowed to freely express...
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
This so so much.
What is your true age? ⇒ →
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nerdcrest:
markelius:
I am apparently five. I’m not even surprised and don’t have a problem with this.
I’m 12.
Well then.
I got 64 O.O
Apparently I’m 99 years old…
I’m 21 according to the test and my birth certificate. I feel boring.
I’m 64. I think it was Star Wars and The Beatles which threw off my curve.
I’m...
I need better suction cup dildos, pref realistic.
Send me an amazon gift card to deviantdarla@gmail.com
If the gc is $15+ you’ll get the first video and picset I make after I get it.
vedastormborn:
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horrible-daughter:
chatting with an older dude who was unsure if he wanted to do a session or not so we talked for a little while about random shit and I’m like “do you want to do a session or not” and he says “I thought we were friends”
like really
REALLY
We can be friends but you also need to realize this is my job.
My job.
ah yes, life of a camgirl.
That’s...
Cat Naps: sex workers →
spoilmybigass:
Sex workers are people. People like you. We work. We pay our taxes. We aren’t working “fake” jobs. We aren’t crazy. We aren’t disgusting. We aren’t in need of harassment. That won’t make us stop doing our jobs. We choose this work because it is profitable, fun, exciting, and…
I hate when the dr says “oh just take ibuprofen/Tylenol/aspirin and you’ll be okay” no that shit doesn’t work for me. I have a crappy ear infection and I’m supposed to take OTC pain stuff for it…noooo I’m such a baby when it comes to health/medical pain.
The dr even said “oh it can’t hurt any more than your tattoos” -_- that’s a...
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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